Contact Me

Hmmm. So you want to contact me? Hmph. Stalker, perhaps? Spammer? Or do you have a different objective? Nonetheless, for the sake of the innocents that just want to grab my email address and shoot me an email, I'll get you the address. But first...some protection.

*disappears for a moment*

Here we are! *reappears*

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--jtbdude[at]gmail[dot]com--
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There we are! Protection. Should you turn out to be a stalker, I shall stalk you likewise. And all spammers will be zapped. ;)