Hmmm. So you want to contact me? Hmph. Stalker, perhaps? Spammer? Or do you have a different objective? Nonetheless, for the sake of the innocents that just want to grab my email address and shoot me an email, I'll get you the address. But first...some protection.
*disappears for a moment*
Here we are! *reappears*
There we are! Protection. Should you turn out to be a stalker, I shall stalk you likewise. And all spammers will be zapped. ;)